When the Lights Went Out: Mnangagwa’s SONA Ends in Holy Darkness
By The Village Political Commentator | The Insight Zimbabwe
They say truth is light — but in Zimbabwe, even truth has to wait for ZESA’s schedule.
President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s much-anticipated State of the Nation Address (SONA) took an unexpected turn this week when the lights dramatically went off during the final ten minutes of his speech.
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| The Real State of the Nation of Zimbabwe came out the right time as Dambudzo finished his speech in darkness |
There he stood, in glorious presidential darkness, continuing to read his notes like Moses in a blackout Mount Sinai — proof that not even divine intervention could keep the lights on for the Second Republic.
As the cameras rolled and generators stuttered, many Zimbabweans watching at home simply nodded knowingly: “Ah, ZESA is just reminding him of his report card.”
Enter Wicknell the ‘Solar Prophet’
Of course, we can’t talk about darkness in Zimbabwe without summoning the ghost of Wicknell Chivayo — the flamboyant preacher of promises and self-anointed apostle of tenders.
Years ago, Wicknell received millions to light up Gwanda with solar energy. The project was supposed to turn the Matabeleland sun into electricity for the nation. Instead, it turned into one of the brightest examples of how the powerful can convert sunlight into shopping sprees.
To this day, the only thing shining in Gwanda is the memory of Wicknell’s designer sunglasses — not a single solar panel to be found.
A Metaphor Too Bright to Miss
So, when ZESA plunged the President into darkness mid-speech, the symbolism couldn’t have been clearer.
It was as if the nation itself whispered, “Mr. President, your light has gone out — both literally and politically.”
The blackout became the perfect metaphor for the energy crisis, the corruption crisis, and the leadership crisis — all neatly wrapped in one unscheduled power cut. Even Mother Nature seemed to conspire in satire.
Power to the People — Literally
While Mnangagwa soldiered on in the dark, perhaps dreaming of Chinese-funded power stations or the ghost of Gwanda Solar, Zimbabweans on Twitter (sorry, X) were already generating their own electricity through laughter.
One user wrote:
“ZESA did what the opposition failed to do — switch off the regime!”
Another added:
“Even the megawatts have lost confidence.”
Meanwhile, somewhere in Borrowdale, Wicknell was probably posting another sermon about “divine blessings” — under a chandelier that could power half of Masvingo.
Darkness as a Legacy
In the end, the President’s speech may be remembered not for its content, but for its closing scene: a leader talking to a nation in total darkness.
And perhaps that’s fitting. After all, when promises burn out and corruption drains the current, what else is left to say — except, “Goodnight Zimbabwe”?
The Village Political Commentator’s Note:
Until the day Wicknell’s solar panels rise from the dust of Gwanda, let us continue to light our homes — and our democracy — with candles of truth.












